the one with the crude msn conversation

you know. after work, i'm usually too tired to think about anything. don't mention blog! but anyway, yesterday night i have this funny (with so many vulgarities inside too) msn conversation with my friend who's working near me right now. so i thought, may as well write about it here. heh! i haven't been posting msn conversation for so long already! so yeah, the more i thought about it, the more i thought it a good idea. so i just went ahead with it with him currently (yes, right now!) screaming at me at msn not to post it. he also tried to bribe me by telling me that i'm very handsome, i have a big dick, i'm a fucker and whatnot. so traditional of him. heh heh heh! but nothing can stop me from posting this short of coming here himself and strangling me.

anyway, if you could guess any of the things that i crossed out (i replaced them with some words enclosed within square brackets), you'll know all the rest of the characters, including me, him, the girl and the other guy. well, have fun reading! i know it's not funny for you, but it is for me. so i'd really have to torture you with it.

me: hey ass!
r: yes dick!
me: hhahahhaha! how's work?
r: boring....hey er [A SPECIFIC GIRL NAME HERE] staying in your blk now rite?? lolz
me: dunno leh?
r: serious?
me: hahahah! i cant be bothered liao.. =P
r: fuck lah help me find out which room she stay pls
r: i cum visit her??? lolz
me: wtf! hahahhaha
me: i try lar.. tho i'm not in e hall most of e time.. =P
me: u "cum" then visit her rite?
me: i thot supposed to be e other way round? =PPP
r: aiya she's going to leave liao...give her "special" first???
r: i'm a gentlemen
me: fuck you! hahahha
me: this is so going to make it to my blog man..
r: heehee
me: you're so screwed..
r: ???? DON't DO IT!!!! NO!!!!!!
me: ah, too bad..
me: alr in e pipeline..
r: this will seriously affect our brokeback relationship...lolz
me: u gonna see it soon
me: i dun mind... i can brokeback you anytime once school start man
me: there's no running away
r: hey have i told you lately that you very handsome???
me: ah no...
me: u trying to buy me off?
me: pui!
r: no no serious i mean it!!
me: fuck you again!
me: it's still going to make it to my blog
me: whether u like or not..
r: hey have i told you lately that you have a BIG DICK??? hehe
me: hmm, kinda i guess?
me: why?
me: hahahhahahhahhaa
me: you know that i could always select which part goes to my blog and which part doesnt rite?
r: hey have i told you lately that you are a.....
r: fucker????? wahahhahahaha
r: jokes...
me: fuck lar.. hahaha!
me: [EYSC] is coming back soon..
me: at least life in hall wont be so boring then..
me: u visit us sometime leh!
me: y u so antisocial.. =PP
r: i end work damn late man...maybe i drop by on fri nite??
me: hahaha.. just e worst time of e day.. hahahha
me: fri nite i've stupid comm meeting
me: wait till that bastard come back lar..
me: then visit us.. hahah
me: i also work long hours.. until 8-9 =PP
r: wah kaoz
r: anyway where you working at??
me: funan
me: u wanna buy laptop? hahahha
me: i could almost always give u e lowest price around
me: hahahhaa
r: wah that's damn near my workplace lah
me: where u work?
r: i work at standard chartered, next to the fullerton hotel
me: wtf! that's far lar..
me: that's like raffles place
me: i'm like in city hall
r: which part of funan you at??
r: challenger??
me: nope..
me: [SOME SHOP NAME]
me: [SOME FLOOR, RANGING FROM 1 TO 6]
me: heh heh
r: oh ok...next time at nite if i'm near the area i will call you
me: kk..
me: if it's at abt 830 or 9, then maybe can eat dinner with u.. hahahhaa
me: down there got mcd, kfc 3in1
me: n all sort of things.. =PPPP
r: i will suck you dry first
me: hahhahahhaha
me: good luck trying..
r: you work every day of the week?
me: yep.. except today..
me: for this week lar..
me: next week different..
me: i practically work 6-day week
me: hahah
r: what's the pay like??
me: 700 a month
me: hahhahahah
me: little huh?
me: plus 6% commission
r: wah cb that's damn little man
me: ya lor..
me: can cry lar...
me: but i can expect 1.5k a month after commission lar..
me: so not so bad.. hahha
me: this month alone, my pay alr reach 1k
me: with e commission factored in
r: oh not bad then...you must be a very gd sales person man!!
r: good on you mate!!
me: bullshit..
me: mostly luck lar..
me: notebook, u sell 1 alr 2k
me: commission alr like 100+ dollars
r: quite shiok man
me: ya lor.. hahahha
me: just target like 2 notebooks per week arh..
me: u rich liao!
me: 3 or 4 even better sia
me: imagine earning from 4 notebooks is like 400+
me: holy shit! hahahhaha =P
r: yeha man....
me: u leh?
me: how's ur earnings? hahhaa
r: 6.50 an hr...9.75 per hr overtime
r: so base pay at least 1k
me: damn u fuck u!
me: hahah
me: any extras?
r: you mean if is i sleep with my boss??
me: ur boss wat?
me: girl arh?
me: or old man?
me: hahahha
r: i'll do both....
r: if the price is rite???
me: hahahhahaha..
me: wat price u asking for huh?
r: er [A SPECIFIC GIRL NAME HERE]
me: fuck you!
me: u like her go after her lar..
me: i'm sure 1 guy is not an obstacle.. hahha
r: i don't even get to meet her lor...
r: if i do then siao liao....hahaha
me: she doing wat now arh?
r: no idea leh...go and ask her lor...she stays in your block!!
me: i dunno her marh..
me: u know her better..
me: hahah
r: i also say....hehe
me: hahahahhahahhaha
me: wat r u so afraid of man..
me: dun be coward!
me: u like her go crush e guy lar..
r: it's call no fate...
me: wat lar? u scared meh?
me: hahahhaha
r: i think so man...she's hot!
me: hahahaha.. u scared...........
me: that's so funny..
me: my blog gonna be a hot property bcoz of this man..
me: hahahhaha
r: remember to add this sentence....
r: "[SHINJI] fuck YOU !!!!!!!!!!"
me: hahahhahaa
me: i'll remove e [SHINJI]
me: but e rest will make it there..
me: wat to do, after work i usually damn tired
me: cant think of stuffs to write abt...
me: so i'll just steal this thing off and write tml.. hahhahahhahahaha
r: "I'M FUCKED!!!!!!"
me: hahahaha...
r: yo gonna sleep now...nitez man'
me: kk.. nite.. haha
me: all e best tml =P

well, talking about him, he called me today at work, asking me whether i had time for lunch. so i sneaked out a bit and got to eat KFC with him. that bastard! wearing a long-sleeve shirt and tie, while i was wearing the company uniform. hahaha! so unmatched, so unglam! and he never treated me! cheh! hahaha! remember next time, it's your treat for lunch.
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work was great, scored another laptop. heh heh heh! =)

sl was damn angry right now while slam is damn happy now. so interesting how the same comments could produce two different results. this is the comment that i wrote there:

me: hmm. e[LYS]ium and aSYLum. i sense something fishy going on.
sl: wth. no link la u. and u make me sound as if i copy him. insult. not like its easy to find a word with my initials in order. *spank*
slam: sigh... wat a copy-cat... nvr realise it til shinji pointed it out...
me: aiyo, seriously wat! i mean how can 2 blogs have so similar a title. and ur initial not SYL lar! =P
sl: u know sth called permutation? boys, u are just finding ways to frame me. enjoy it while it lasts. hmph

hur hur hur! great life man the past two days...