gay? me?

sadly, i'm turning gay. i'm not serious of course. but then again, you never know. for sure i'm turning this one friend of mine, eysc, into one recently. at first, it all began unprovocatively by touching my hair. recently he started pinching my fat tummy. today, he asked whether he can touch my backside, while "accidentally" touched my arse. damn him!

my message for him:
yo! don't take my place as gay number 1. you can be the number 2 though =P.

well then again, we just had some fun insulting people just now. being gay is fun you know? but then again, i guess i don't have the make of one, unfortunately. i'll just be straight for now.

another person told me that even if he were to look for a gay partner, he won't choose me. reason: his gay partner must be rich and handsome. obviously, i'm not any of the two. me can be described more aptly with all of the following words: poor, ugly and fat.

anyway, there's a bar of Ritter Sport dark chocs in front of me. i'm proceeding to devour it in 3, 2, 1

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